Breaking News: Obama win Nobel Peace Prize

In a surprise announcement this morning, President Barak Hussein Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

Quite an achievement considering you realise that closing date for the nominations deadline was February 1st – some two weeks after Obama took office.

“Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future,” the Norwegian committee said in a statement.

“His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.”

So there’s a lesson to all would be future winners, do nothing, annoy your traditional allies, bow down to those who want to destroy and win the Peace Prize.

Alfred Nobel will be turning in his grave.